Today, I love food. However, I once threatened to report my parents for child abuse because they were forcing me to eat something for dinner. True story
Thursday, October 19, 2006
mmm BEER...
CAUTION!: As a responsible citizen i have a duty of care to ENCOURAGE you all to drink responsibly.
13 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Clearly you are way too obsessed with your beer. Not an example to follow kids. Unless you want to end up a dirty drunk bum living out of a stolen shopping trolley on the side of a highway.
And by the way, I won't say who taught me that Bailey's with coffee tastes good, but I'll give you a hint... it's the writer of this blog... :D And his name starts with J. And then there's an E... And his surname starts with a G... And he's short... I mean, he has tall friends... OK, I think that's enough. I shan't say any more just in case i get Jem- I mean, that person, in trouble :D
this is so contradictory...and jem, why do you always talk about beer? is it your new craving or something? you should be raising up more important topics like...um...global warming, or maybe water?...ahhh replenishes your soul and mind (voila, the 'anon' is revealed).
I would strongly suggest that we do not treat drunkenness flippantly. Alcohol abuse was the scourge of society at the last century ( it is still a sickening desease for many improvished communities - aboriginal and some third world nations for instance). For the west, illicit drugs have since replaced alcohol in its destructive path.
The recent high profile fall from grace of several sport celebrities speak about the grevious harm of alcohol. Try telling it to the victim of drunk driving kill...
The Salvation Army was formed in the 1800s mainly to pick up the drunks and homeless from the street gutters, provide food and shelter for the starving and battered wives and children of drunks to give them hope in Jesus. That's the reason they don't have communion - becos the church in those days used alcoholic wine! It will be most cruel and inhumane to tempt an ex-alcoholic with alcohol.
So may I repeat - DO NOT joke about alcoholism please.
13 comments:
Clearly you are way too obsessed with your beer. Not an example to follow kids. Unless you want to end up a dirty drunk bum living out of a stolen shopping trolley on the side of a highway.
Also, I gave you that picture. Credit me.
hey..i'm not a dirty drunk bum living out of a stolen shopping trolley on the side of the highway.
And yes u did give me that picture. All credit to you. If one day my blog becomes famous, i will remunerate you
Everyone, drink Bailey's with coffee!
i did not teach you that
Noah, a farmer, was the first to plant a vineyard. He drank from its wine, got drunk and passed out, naked in his tent.(Gen 9)
THEREFORE:
1. Do not be addicted to ANY substance or habits.
2. There are other ways to show that you are matured and wise or over 18 - self control is one.
3. Alcohol can lead to lost of control and irresponsible behaviours.
4. However, Timothy was instructed by Paul to take some wine for his stomach ailments though...And now they say red wine is good for your heart..
BOO! Guess who? water is the best! ahhh replenishes your soul and mind...
Hahahahaha cyanide and happiness is the best.
Beer is good... in moderation. I dare say we always drink very sensibly.
hahaha sif mark :p how many slabs of beer have you consumed in the past week? :P
And by the way, I won't say who taught me that Bailey's with coffee tastes good, but I'll give you a hint... it's the writer of this blog... :D And his name starts with J. And then there's an E... And his surname starts with a G... And he's short... I mean, he has tall friends... OK, I think that's enough. I shan't say any more just in case i get Jem- I mean, that person, in trouble :D
Intoxicated and enciting underage drinking. I'm sure there's some law against that. Somewhere.
Even if there isn't...
God knows.
this is so contradictory...and jem, why do you always talk about beer? is it your new craving or something? you should be raising up more important topics like...um...global warming, or maybe water?...ahhh replenishes your soul and mind (voila, the 'anon' is revealed).
I would strongly suggest that we do not treat drunkenness flippantly.
Alcohol abuse was the scourge of society at the last century ( it is still a sickening desease for many improvished communities - aboriginal and some third world nations for instance). For the west, illicit drugs have since replaced alcohol in its destructive path.
The recent high profile fall from grace of several sport celebrities speak about the grevious harm of alcohol. Try telling it to the victim of drunk driving kill...
The Salvation Army was formed in the 1800s mainly to pick up the drunks and homeless from the street gutters, provide food and shelter for the starving and battered wives and children of drunks to give them hope in Jesus. That's the reason they don't have communion - becos the church in those days used alcoholic wine! It will be most cruel and inhumane to tempt an ex-alcoholic with alcohol.
So may I repeat - DO NOT joke about alcoholism please.
Pastor Jeremy
hey i dont think this is "to share, inspire, encourage, uplift mankind to live for a higher calling" as your blog slogan seems to indicate
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